Daytime golf ⛳
Pay money to suffer outdoors, spend hours looking for a tiny white ball, and repeatedly say, “I swear it landed right here.”
Tee-off: 12:00
Bartley Cavanaugh Golf Course
🏆 Officially in the books
James had a birthday.
Golf at noon. Barbecue after. The stories are already getting less accurate.
📅 Saturday, September 26, 2026
Next year: 2027
The official programme
Two parts.
Judgment declined.
Golf if you wanted. The party was the main event—barbecue, drinks, poker and games.
Barbecue, whiskey, tequila & poker 🥩🥃♠️
Come hungry. Come thirsty. Come prepared to tell stories that get slightly less accurate as the night continues. Poker and games after dark—no experience necessary.
5:30 PM till midnight.
2027 forecast: 100% chance of doing this again, with the same swings and slightly worse excuses.
Legal department insisted
This event is not sponsored by any responsible organization.
Participation may result in new stories, lost poker money and mild Sunday regret.